I love the fact that I can mess with someone's head.

...red sings like summer in the shadows, hot on my tongue...

Someone must stand up to confront and dissipate darkness.

I can’t relate to your razzle-dazzle, your wish for voluptuous when my symphony is spanx.

The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville.

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing.

I love writing songs. I'm a songwriter.

Riches are able to solder up abundance of flaws.

Why is a movie starring women considered a gimmick and a movie starring men is just a normal movie?