I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.

Cure sometimes, treat often and comfort always.

Metaphors get under your skin by ghosting right past the logical mind.

Some delicate matters must be treated like pins, because if they are not seized by the right end, we get pricked.

What is hardest of all? That which seems most simple: to see with your eyes what is before your eyes.

The most interesting things in life happen just on the other side of your comfort zone.

I don't just talk about change. I actually have a plan to execute change and make it happen.

My hand has become the obedient instrument of a remote will.

Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.

The gods love those of ordered soul.

The world will be balanced when we are balanced.