I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a shower this morning, didn't you? Because you smell lovely.'

I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.

I see all the red carpet paparazzi stuff and I'm like, 'Really? Do I have to?!' I like to work and I know that's part of the job. But you kind of take it in stride.

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.

I consider myself a non-denominational Christian. I grew up in a Bible church and still hold those beliefs very close to me.

I used to be scared of uncertainty; now I get a high out of it.

I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that's no good. I can't believe I'm saying this.

I like chocolate because it's chocolatey!

When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.

I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It's just the initial approach I'm really bad at.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

Humility is an essential quality in writers who want to write well.

Electricity crackles from her lips to mine and I'm stunned it's not visible.

The great crime of our time, says Vonnegut, was to do too much good secretly, too much harm openly.

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. Today is the right day to Love, Believe, Do and mostly Live.

We are all of us very perfect creatures so long as we are not tried.

I know I'm not much on face value, but when it comes to stage value, I'll deliver for you.

Oh, I've got the prettiest mother. I've got the nicest mother. That's what I tell everybody. I say I've got the sweetest mother in the world.

I love baseball, and the door remains open.

The entertainment person gets a certain credibility, and the politician gets a certain notoriety. I'm against it.

The object of man's desire is not to enjoy once only, and for one instant of time; but to assure for ever, the way of his future desires.