I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.

Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.

Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

The best form of government is one that is dying, because that means it’s giving way to something else.

I didn’t feel like I was stealing someone’s husband

People say money ain't nothing money is basically everything.

The most creative people have learned to tolerate the slight discomfort of indecision for much longer and so, just because they put in more pondering time, their solutions are more creative.

If someone tries to tell you you are the greatest generation in the history of America, don't believe them. You aren't. You have the capability to be, but you aren't.

The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That's not life.

She’s special. We used to unleash her on ancient battlefields just to see soldiers chop their best friends into pieces before falling on their own swords. (Deimos)

Solidarity is based on the principle that we are willing to put ourselves at risk to protect each other.

The key is falling in love with something, anything. If your heart's attached to it, then your mind will be attached to it.

You have to manage a system. The system doesn't manage itself.