I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.

If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.

The Internet, and Google, and everything that goes along with that is awesome for some things, but not so awesome for other things. Because everything gets leaked nowadays.

I wouldnt say that I was a born performer, because I work very hard at it.

With every breath i take, I take one for her.

UFO.... MIB???UFO = MIB??!?What now... please keep the silence!

Maybe you should take some lessons from the forest crooner, ' he suggests.

Clever talk, ingratiating looks, fawning reverence: Tso-ch’iu Ming found that shameful, and so do I. Friendly while harboring resentment: Tso-ch’iu Ming found that shameful, too, and so do I.

No amount of political freedom will satisfy the hungry masses.

Every company, of course, teaches you so much humanly and professionally [about] yourself and your creative process.

One of the pleasures of art is that it enables the mind to move in unanticipated directions, to make connections that may be in some sense errors but are fruitful nonetheless.

All color is no color.

Butterflies...flowers that fly and all but sing.

10 ways to love: listen, speak, give, pray, answer, share, enjoy, trust, forgive, promise.