I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

No one is ever really lost as long as their story still exists.

...I felt the wall between the world of secrets and the real world start to collapse. I felt the girls from the portrait becoming us and us becoming them...

No matter how hard you try, you can’t please everyone”.

If you've got a dream, there is no one out there to stop you, from achieving it.

Every lizard lies on its belly, so we cannot tell which has a belly-ache

I see contemporary violence as a kind of sardonic response to the promise of consumer fulfilment in America.

A man falling into dark waters seeks a momentary footing even on sliding stones.

I think when there's so much information to be eaten up, and so many ways to do it, people cling to groups. I think we, as monkeys, want to live in smaller groups.

Our architecture reflects truly as a mirror.

I like to make great albums.