I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

Don't make the body do what the spirit does best, and don't put a big load on the spirit that the body could easily carry.

Man who is at the edge of a precipice has always a better chance to understand the universe than a man who is far away from that precipice!

The reason why many people remain on the bottom is because they play to 'not lose', as opposed to playing to win at all costs.

Running is a simple sport. You don't need all the zoopy zoopy.

If you want to experience eternal illumination, put the past and the future out of your mind and remain within the present moment.

The world is a looking glass. It gives back to every man a true reflection of his own thoughts. Rule your mind or it will rule you.

I believe in perpetual art, no matter if there are not many artists like me on this earth.

Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude.

The only stuff I don't like are Broadway musicals. I hate them. I don't even like to talk about it. I can't bear musicals.

I would like to say prison life at its very best and worst infinitely sucks.