I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.

Those who deserve respect are given it freely. If one must demand such a thing, he'll never truly command it.

Being rich and famous has never been my goal at all. I love to act and I want to be able to do really great parts.

I'm thankful to be able to team up with a company like USANA that cares about my well-being and I know we can do great things together.

Nobody has ever built a brand by imitating somebody else's advertising.

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.

I actually started, this year, doing some voiceovers. I did some radio spots, and some games.

Women have come a long way, but it never fails to sadden me when I see younger women saying we have to overcome some obstacles.

If you think you are beaten you are, if you think you dare not, you don't. If you like to win, but you think you can't, it is almost certain you won't.

Genuine kindness is not what we do, it is what we are.