I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

The woman lived inside him, was his mate.

A voice cannot carry the tongue and the lips that gave it wings.

I'm a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won't.

The secret of a great success for which you are at a loss to account is a crime that has never been found out, because it was properly executed.

The fear of the judge within is more terrible than that of the one without.

God is definitely out of the closet.

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost

True worship is open to God, adoring God, waiting for God, trusting God even in the dark.

The most treasured asset in investment management is a steady hand at the tiller.

The very inclusion of the right to keep and bear arms in the Bill of Rights shows that the framers of the Constitution considered it an individual right.