I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.

Double-mindedness means the faculty of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind and accepting both of them. We talk out of both corners of our mouths at once.

Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

The world remains ever the same.

I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so much more calming than my husband.

It is often in the audacity, in the steadfastness, of the general that the safety and the conservation of his men is found.

No one can be authentically human while he prevents others from being so.

Build your life around 5 key priorities: The Big 5. Any more and you'll suffer from Broken Focus Syndrome.

I'm a Christian. I was born and raised a Catholic. But I think there are people that are frauds that are ministers.