I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Your true power is not in your difference, but in your consistency of being different. The world will always adjust to consistency, yet struggle with change.

There's no room in my life for religion. Religion is separation and segregation of God. How can you segregate the Almighty?

There is no evidence that government under Republicans will shrink. It's simply a question of what the government will do and who will benefit.

We are conscious that religions cannot solve the economic, political and social problems of this earth.

The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators, but that doesn't mean they are any good at making aircraft. They are bluffing. They are excellent at bluffing.

I'm not going to relate to an athlete as a peer.

And I'm not a micromanagement guy. I prefer to spend my time doing other stuff than that.

I instantly connected with the sport and I have fond memories of growing up on my skating rink that my dad made for us in our backyard.

I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.

It's great to be in the position of asking questions and not having to answer questions.