I love to work. I love doing standup.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

Could she smell my breath? Could she hear my cursed circular heart beat revolving like the crime it is in my deathly chest?

I know so much pressure is on all of us to waste time and to just trivialize it. There is so much pressure on us to try to overcome boredom by spending time on frivolities.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

They[ Lana and Andy Wachowski]are true artists. They really are trying to say something and trying to create something original, and there aren't that many people who do that.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

Poverty is not created by poor people. It is produced by our failure to create institutions to support human capabilities.

Personal differences, musical differences, business differences, but most of all because I have a better time with my family.

It's hard when your father's the coach. Sometimes you don't know where one leaves off and the other begins.

When you are happy, be thankful and your happiness is greatly multiplied. When you are feeling down, be thankful and youll soon be feeling much better.

That strange new zone between medium and message. That zone we call the interface.