I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write. The happiest period of my life is when I was writing the sequels to "MASH". I was able to ridicule everyone.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

You always want to be better than you are. No matter what, I think that's important.

To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.

You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

People can't measure the amount of heart you have and how much you're willing to fight for something.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I think if you're a good high school player that you have the ability to be a good college football player. If you're a good college football then you have the ability to be a great NFL player.

Evolution of belief systems and issues of control? If something is worth believing in, it is timeless.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

Politics is different than business.

An artist is only an artist on condition that he neglects no aspect of his dual nature. This dualism is the power of being oneself and someone else at one and the same time.

I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.

The Bible is a sanctum; the world, sputum.

Anyone developing new products and new technology needs one characteristic above all else: hope.

Of all wild beasts on earth or in sea, the greatest is a woman.

I feel the time is right, I want to spend more time with my young family and concentrate fully on my career [on retiring from international football at age 30

It's useless to send models out on the runway to cry.