I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

You always want to be better than you are. No matter what, I think that's important.

To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.

You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

People can't measure the amount of heart you have and how much you're willing to fight for something.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I think if you're a good high school player that you have the ability to be a good college football player. If you're a good college football then you have the ability to be a great NFL player.

Know what you want and reach out eagerly for it.

see chains on another person and be glad they are not your own--such was the good fortune permitted colored people, defined by how much worse it could be at any moment.

Let love bloom like a flower with the fragrance of the garden of your heart filled with beauty, joy, and happiness.

Personal answers to ultimate questions. That is what we seek.

Kindness is a steeling feeling that has a power of filling the gaps in relationships by stealing hearts.

I'll build mine tomorrow," Horace said through a mouthful of food. "This is excellent, Will! When I have grandchildren, I'll name them all after you!

My dogs are about unconditional love. It's so wonderful to walk in the door from a long day and all they want to do is be loved and to give and give.

My greatest weapon is mute prayer.

I'm a writer and I also do a lot of professional speaking on risk taking and creativity as well.

With performing live, you obviously don't get the luxury of another take, but for me, it is all the same.