I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

In the end, we all lose it. Remember that. In the end, we own nothing.

We must work together on a common vision and a common goal.

The final discovery is the discovery of knowledge.

Diligence acquires wealth

Smiles and tears are so alike with me, they are neither of them confined to any particular feelings: I often cry when I am happy, and smile when I am sad.

I think denim is something everyone feels comfortable in. It's kind of my uniform, really.

I'm a real people-pleaser.

No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.

I want people to realize their life's dreams and passions.

Love your neighbor as yourself and your country more than yourself.