I love when people get songs wrong. I love when people take something from a song that's totally not what I intended!

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

I saw your smile and my mind could not erase the beauty of your face.

But I'm just having fun playing and giving Botox injections to the older songs.

I'm now so keenly aware that I have everything to prove and nothing to lose.

I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.

It don't mean nothing til you sign it on the dotted line.

Take a good look around and you'll find people trying to mess with your mind.

I've never, ever in my life enjoyed playing live the way I am now.

The only thing that's a little tricky about it is sometimes people assume that if it's a new song, it's a reflection of what you're feeling or going through now.

When things are too easy I lose interest in them so I find ways to complicate them to get myself interested.

I must choose between despair and Energy──I choose the latter.

A smile flickered over his lips, but found no purchase

It is never safe to look into the future with eyes of fear.

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

You go to Holland, France, Germany, every community, the tiniest village, they have magnificent, pristine sports facilities.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

My video game character is a bit better looking than me, actually. I don't think he has to worry about his hair getting messed up.

Martyrs create faith, faith does not create martyrs.

We never become truly spiritual by sitting down and wishing to become so. You must undertake something so great that you cannot accomplish it unaided.