I love working with smart-funny people.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

Happiness happens when you have a bigger purpose than having more fulfills, which is why we say happiness happens on the way to fulfillment.

Money is made out of time.

Demonise one of them and the sympathisers will melt away.

One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.

The world has been gradually reducing its nuclear arsenals. Testing must stop so that progress on the destruction of nuclear weapons may begin.

I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect.

What we do, if we are successful, is to stir interest in the matter at hand, awaken enthusiasm for it, arouse a curiosity, kindle a feeling, fire up the imagination.

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.

A nation will prosper to the degree that it honors it's teachers.

I think acting can bring you closer to yourself and help you understand other people