I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

You seem to think you have a choice, " Cam said. "But you have it backwards. Love chooses you. The shadow moves as the sun commands.

It's a house. No more and no less. There isn't a structure on earth that could last forever. But a family goes on."-Leo

Virtue in a woman is like pepper in the soup. A little makes for a nice seasoning. Butoverdo it, and no one wants very much of you.

From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.

Like mother like daughter.

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

His soul is in his stories. I once asked him who inspired him to create his characters, and his answer was no one. That all his characters were himself.

The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he who has granted it ought to forget the fact at once.

We must have Christian ethics for our children, good and strong, but we must make them attractive, too, and it can be done.

I'm working in my mind.

I don't like Utah. In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, their fans. I hate everything

High Noon is a pretty corny movie.