I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

Think of what starlight And lamplight would lack Diamonds and fireflies If they couldn’t lean against Black. . . .

Fear could break a line faster than any enemy charge.

Beware of those who are bored and not passionate about life, for they will bore you with reasons for not living.

A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.

Society will not crumble if men take a turn at the dishes.

If you do not have inner peace, you may not be able to find it anywhere.

Art has the power to transform, to illuminate, to educate, inspire and motivate.

I believe it will take time to find a solution to the problem. Thus we must have patience.

We must scrunch or be scrunched.

Your legacy should be that you made it better than it was when you got it.