I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

You've to stand up for yourself. If you don't, no one else will.

If you doubt your sanity, is that proof?

Hesitation and the fear of being judged kills more relationships than misunderstanding and arguments.

To my shame, my nation and the church of the lord Jesus Christ in my continent is covered head to toe in this ignorance.

Don’t love deeply, till you make sure that the other part loves you with the same depth, because the depth of your love today, is the depth of your wound tomorrow.

Perhaps not, " said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.

Oh my god what am I doing with my life?

If fooles should not foole it, they shall lose their season.

A global economy is characterized not only by the free movement of goods and services but, more important, by the free movement of ideas and of capital.

I have never thought of writing as hard work, but I have worked hard to find a voice.