I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

Humans see what they want to see.

When you focus your attention more on your dreams and goals and less on the opinions of others, you are capable of achieving success. No one knows the desires of your heart better than you.

Poverty is a result of poor choices not of poor luck

Resurrection hope turned those who believed it into a counter-empire, an alternative society that knew the worst that tyrants could do and knew that the true God had the answer.

Every burned book enlightens the world.

I used to play the piano in the band, and so there's some horrendous scenes of me playing the keyboards.

As soon as I was out in the street, I realized I didn't want to be alone after all, I realized I didn't want to be anything at all.

We become like that which we love. If we love what is base, we become base; but if we love what is noble, we become noble.

If you plan on continuing a tradition, it might be a good idea to find out just what tradition it is that you intend to continue.

When you don't know what to play, wait for an idea to come into your opponent's mind. You may be sure that idea will be wrong