I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

We all came from the same source and it's energy in form of light shining in every consciousness.

The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.

One of these days is none of these days.

Students undergo a conversion in the third year of medical school - not pre-clinical to clinical, but pre-cynical to cynical.

During the season, I dodge the media. After practice, I need to be taking care of my body and recovering.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Schools are for training people how to listen to other people.

The State is not force alone. It depends upon the credulity of man quite as much as upon his docility. Its aim is not merely to make him obey, but also to make him want to obey.

If you are not extreme, then people will take shortcuts because they don't fear you.

Every problem in history is due to men, so I'm basically asking for humanity to nest itself in a feminine culture, probably for the next 1,000 years.