I loved Australia. I was very successful there

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

But love's a malady without a cure.

Power, after love, is the first source of happiness.

To go to heaven, fully to enjoy God, is infinitely better than the most pleasant accommodations here.

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

When you're going through an emotional experience and you're focussed completely on what's happening, you can't even spare any attention that the camera's there.

I am very interested in bringing companies from everywhere to sell their products in China.

The public made me and then encouraged me for many years, and my future even now depends upon it.

True stories deal with hunger, imaginary ones with love.

There's this kind of strange mythology about me in the media because I've done unusual things.

More people have been brought into the church by the kindness of real Christian love than by all the theological arguments in the world.