I loved 'Clueless.' That was one of my favorite movies of all time.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

Though we may not have reached the heights we anticipated yesterday, today is a brand new day to begin a new climb.

Kindness is true wisdom—not cleverness.

Sorry, maybe this is the head injury talking, but … what?

I can honestly say Ive never thought for a second about whether a character reflects poorly on any group. All that matters to me is that the character is true to my belief in who he or she is.

Willem Dafoe is a shithead.

Nothing makes a man so selfish as work.

Whether you call it radical jihadism or radical Islamism, I think they mean the same thing. I'm happy to say either.

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

I don't have a favorite director just like I don't have a favorite color or I don't have a favorite food. I like everything.

There's a lot of people who don't like Tom Brady and I'm OK with that.