I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

If you work in The Dark, you MUST live in The Light.

MORE THAN ONCE I'VE AWAKENED WITHTEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS.I HAVE HAD TO THINK WHETHERI WAS CRYING OR WHETHER ITIS INVOLUNTARY, LIKE DROOLING.

I'd love to travel more. I really look forward to traveling with my kids. I'm just waiting for them to want to travel with me.

The more intense has been the religion of any period and the more profound has been the dogmatic belief, the greater has been the cruelty and the worse has been the state of affairs.

A man's honor always seems to want to kill a woman to satisfy it.

Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog.

A writer or any suffering artist-to-be is just an instrument too finely set to the human condition [...]

I don't see any reason why I should look for someone who never took the trouble to love me.

A sincere soul is not trying to make a show. His enthusiasm is an act of service.

No, I don't believe in God, but I respect the fact that you do. Everyone has to have something to believe in.