I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus.

These vessels are out of sight, out of mind. They are exempt from minimum-wage requirements, from Coast Guard inspections, OSHA regulations and other safety laws.

It's the playoffs. You find a way to get through.

I used to get 15-20 bunt hits a season. Now, I'm down to five or six. Infielders still play me in, but I'm always looking if the opportunity is there.

Baseball is not a grind for me.

I do as I please, Monsieur Beauchamp, and believe me, what I do is always well done.

I love New York. I'm a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing.

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

Reduce your wants and lead a happy and contented life. Never hurt the feelings of others and be kind to all. Think of God as soon as you get up and when you go to bed.

The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.

When they say that I am too old to make a thing, I try to make it immediately.

I loved musicals, love them still. But also, I'm really inspired by comedy music.

I was an English-literature major, and that's all about stories and narratives.

This is the slowest, yet the daintiest sense; For ev'n the ears of such as have no skill, Perceive a discord, and conceive offence; And knowing not what's good, yet find the ill.

The fact that the Antarctica is beginning to look more like it's part of the story, as well.