I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Knowing is not enough. You must accept My blessings in order to attain a better life. You must embrace a higher level of consciousness.

It wasn't a deception: all lovers live on partial knowledge.

I cannot now change my style, which I acquired, as you can imagine, by dint of labour.

Every social organisation which is rooted in life still lasts a long time, even after the conditions from which it drew its strength have changed in a manner unfavourable to it.

I enjoy acting when you really hit it right.

People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.

The problem is we think we exist.

If there's one thing that a study of history has taught us, it is that things can always get worse.

Shake hands with Pain, give greeting unto Grief, Those angels in disguise, and thy glad soul From height to height, from star to shining star, Shall climb and claim blest immortality.

Nobody knows a hit before it's a hit.