I loved politics and, I confess, I enjoyed politicians immensely.

American voters have to pay closer attention to politics if they want to avoid four years of whining about the outcome.

Every newspaper editor says the heart of the paper is the reporter - which is true - except for the pay!

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.

Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended.

Television doesn't like politics very well, if you can infer that from the way they cover it.

The secret of doing well on TV is to understand that it's not too important. A lot of people watching doesn't change anything.

Everyone I know thinks television is the most important part of my life. I did it for the money! I was able to send my daughter to college.

when the life gives you lemon, simply sell them and buy something sweet like chocolate

Life is part of negative, and full of positive only wise knows it.

It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment.

I'm a car fanatic and each morning I wake up with a smile on my face, whether I'm commentating on the Formula One or at Silver Hatch racetrack in Roary the Racing Car.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

In my opinion, there's this new phenomenon where guys used to talk about cars a lot in the past. But, more and more it's becoming them talking about recording studios.

The (post) structuralist temper requires too great a depersonalization of the writing/speaking subject. Writing becomes plagiarism; speaking becomes quoting. Meanwhile, we do write, we do speak.

What example do you have of anything like the Pyramids outside of Africa? You have them in Mexico, but that can be traced to early African migration. So the African created mound culture.

Part of the Disney success is our ability to create a believable world of dreams that appeals to all age groups. The kind of entertainment we create is meant to appeal to every member of the family.