I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Argument need not be heated

what secular avocation on earth was there for a young man (whose friends could not get him an ‘appointment’) which was at once gentlemanly, lucrative, and to be followed without special knowledge?

To have this opportunity, in light of my familys struggles, made me want to create something lasting and relevant.

You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition.

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies

Don't try to blame the pain on anyone. Blaming others won't erase the pain.

He is sometimes slave who should be master; and sometimes master who should be slave.

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life.

Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain.