I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

People say that Paris is the city of love, but for me, New York deserves the title more. It's impossible not to fall in love with the city like it's almost impossible not to fall in love in the city.

I am not in competition with my peers; I am in competition with myself.

God is never late, but He sure is slow.

Meadows trim with daisies pied, Shallow brooks and rivers wide Towers and battlements it sees Bosom'd high in tufted trees, Where perhaps some beauty lies, The cynosure of neighboring eyes.

For the mind of faith, a promised act of God is as good as done.

If I a fancy take To black and blue, That fancy doth it beauty make.

Donald Trump understands the frustrations and the hopes of the American people.

Except for a few small presses, most publishers are north of Ground Zero.

I've made a living out of music since I was 19, which is something I'm really happy about.

I wouldn't not want to be a director and write as I wouldn't not to want to be a writer and direct movies.