I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

With a humble heart, great grace abound.

He stretched out on the bed and was suddenly struck by how utterly lonely he was.

The truth is that no matter how many retakes you do, each will be different and that is the nature of any creative medium. There's no such thing as perfection.

Everyone always says that love was enough. It wasn't. Not when your soul has been shattered.

It takes an earthquake to remind us that we walk on the crust of an unfinished planet.

A novel requires a certain kind of world-building and also a certain kind of closure, ultimately. Whereas with a short story you have this sense that there are hinges that the reader doesn't see.

The only thing we can't buy more of is time." she said. "And dodo birds. We can't buy any more of them. they're extinct. And dinosaurs.

Why is it that you white people developed so much cargo and brought it to New Guinea, but we black people had little cargo of our own?

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.

Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing.