I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.

Committing suicide is like stepping off the rollar coaster, once you are on, dont you wait till it ends? no matter what it does to you

Only you can change your own world. No one else.

You should write a book, " Matrick suggested.Kit snorted. "Who wants to read the self-pitying lamentations of an old revenant?""There's your title right there, " said Ganelon.

Great wealth, like a crowd at a concert, Gathers and melts.

She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn.

You’re crazy.”“No one sane is this awesome, ” he said as he pointed a finger at himself

It's fear that makes an act courageous.

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

As your training progresses, always remember that the key to gaining the ability for spontaneous and creative technique lies in good ukemi.

Even as age humbles me it feeds my arrogance. There is still nothing that interests me as much as myself.