I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Living with him is like being told a perpetual story: his mind is the biggest, most imaginative I have ever met. I could live in its growing countries forever.

Impatience is racing at misery full speed.

My goal involves a hammock, a vegetable patch, and a solar-powered house. And I hope to eventually get there.

I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.

There are times when you want your privacy, when you don't want the cameras in your face capturing your every move, every tear, every look. But I've gotten used to it.

Topher Grace is a really smart guy, and he really thinks about [acting].

Exeter was, I suspect, more crucial in my life than in the lives of most members of my class, and conceivably, than in the lives of almost anyone else who ever attended the school.

I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice.

I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state.

Cold indeed, and labor lost: Then farewell heat, and welcome frost!