I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than I listen to 90 percent of all comedy albums, so I think I love it?

I keep thinking the bad guys will win in the end and take it all away, but somehow it all seems to keep working.

Mike Holmes is insanely talented and his work bristles with the kind of humanity and insight that is rare in comics – or in humans, for that matter.

I love doing the show more than anything. It's truly the most satisfying thing creatively that I've ever had in my life.

My day job is writing for television. So I've been on enough sets, and I know how things work.

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.

I will say, the performers in the musical are some of the most super-talented people I've ever seen.

In indie rock, there's the phenomenon of: "Oh, this guy seems totally normal, but he's actually crazy." There's more of that out there than you'd think.

Creeps get rewarded for being creepy.

I get so much inspiration from people working hard at music, even though it's nothing to do with what I do.

I always have a lot of respect for people who do things. Even if it's the worst garbage on earth.

When I can feel you breathing into me i, like a stone gargoyleatop some crumbling building, spring to lifea resuscitated angel.

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.

Human being is the only creature I found ho does everything he is not suppose to do.

We are sparks that must glow as brightly as possible.

Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.

If you're short, don't wear extremely high heels. After a certain age, you shouldn't wear little girls' clothes. That's going against your nature.

So there will be a bill. We've been working on it now for a year.

I like to act. I work for scale. I don't have an acting agent. I'm in the book.

As an entrepreneur, you work out solutions.

People used to wear ordinary clothes weekdays, and formal attire on Sunday. Today it is the exact reverse.