I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

Nothing makes a person happier than having a happy heart.

Will Cato's alien buddies come en masse and invade Earth? He's not sure but he'll try to keep humanity in the loop.

Books became my world because the world I was in was very hard.

Arrogance really comes from insecurity, and in the end our feeling that we are bigger than others is really the flip side of our feeling that we are smaller than others.

May Heaven to this Union continue its beneficence

We are the envy of Europe and in a few years time we are going to be one of the top countries in the world.

Belts with potbellies are pretty bad. I mean, what about an oversized shirt and a trouser? What about an oversized button-up shirt in linen and a trouser? Do us all a favor.

Is it not possible for us all to realize that the masses will never mount to freedom through murder?

The greatest motivation to share the gospel w/ someone today & everyday: Another voice around the throne. A louder song for Jesus.

Do what you love and love what you do. Don’t do anything for money. Everything should be for love.