I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

In the years preceding the Civil War in America, Christian ministers wrote nearly half of all defenses of slavery.

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.

But the real secret to lifelong good health is actually the opposite: Let your body take care of you.

Counsel woven into the fabric of real life is wisdom.

There will always be someone being picked on at school, and it's not going to go away.

Book of Ecclesiastes, God is saying... Write a good story, take somebody with you and let me help

Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master.

Whoever prefers life to death, happiness to suffering, well-being to misery must defend without compromise private ownership in the means of production.

If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don't care if he prays to turtles, ... And I don't think anybody else should.

Perhaps it's chasing me. But I don't think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.