I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last in it and not be smashed by it.

The guys who walk on Mars are going to be historic.

That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time.

People evolve and it's important to not stop evolving just because you've reached 'adulthood.'

To put it mildly, the world is a mess.

When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, 'You're either going to love yourself or hate yourself.' And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

I use my mind to solve problems and invent things.

Immediate necessity makes many things convenient, which if continued would grow into oppressions.

Of the seven deadly sins, lust is definitely the pick of the litter.