I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

Love is not enough. But, it is the rock on which all else stands.

know what you want, work to get it, then value it once you have it.

Feeling too much is a hell of a lot better than feeling nothing.

If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Some things in life are out of your control. You can make it a party or a tragedy.

It's hard to resist a bad boy who's a good man.

Love and magic have a great deal in common. they enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.

People and relationships never stop being a work in progress

Sun shines above making diamonds of lightTink-tinkling, tap dancing, and bright.

Customers get exactly what they need, while you hit your sales targets and become incredibly successful – fair deal.

Rules are made to be broken." - Jared

Whenever the insistence is on the point that God answers prayer we are off the track. The meaning of prayer is that we get hold of God not of the answer.

The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people.

At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I wanted to do this so badly.

There are no heroes in chess.

We're not going to be the coolest rock stars in the world. We're trying to be good musicians.

Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning.

There is no such thing as sportsmanship.