I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

I am more valuable to my team hitting .330 then swinging for home runs.

Beginning with the first bite, and for every bite after, that try to chew ten times.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

Nuclear power has died of an incurable attack of market forces and is way beyond any hope of revival, because the competitors are several-fold cheaper and are getting rapidly more so.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up up them.

Every band I've been in, it's just become my total life. I feel like a child star - I've missed out on so much.

A disorganized workspace means disorganized work habits. A sloppy work environment equals sloppy results.

I believe that Israel is one of our most important friends in the world.

You can't dodge them all. I got hammered plenty of times through the years. But you just get up and keep playing. I can tell you from experience, though. Sometimes it hurts like hell.

Once a man has tasted freedom he will never be content to be a slave.