I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Conviction, then, is no part of a sinner’s salvation—but the clear practical knowledge of the fact that he cannot save himself, and is entirely dependent on the saving grace of God.

Cultural contamination that is directed outward is always seen as ‘enlightenment.

The particular creature we love is never God’s rival. What ends in apostasy is the worship of man, the cult of humanity.

Men are daft around women, incautious and boastful.

For good work to develop the technology needs to become as stable and functional as a typewriter.

There are three unfilial acts: the greatest of these is the failure to produce sons.

When there's a war, people get married.

And bitter waxed the fray; Brother with brother spake no word When they met in the way.

God loves you just as much as He loves Jesus!

Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love