I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

Competition is used for discrimination. Harmony makes everything perfect.

You are either in a state of perfection or a state of learning. Reading is one of the best ways to learn about our lives and purpose!

Marriage is but slavery made to appear civilized.

Philosophy always buries its undertakers.

As early as the autumn of 1862, I was made very happy by being sent to school.

Neither team has really taken the baton by the scruff of the neck and put their stamp on it.

clarity need not be equivalent to / readability. How readable is the world?

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Bruheem kol dumuyay eloha! Blessed are all God's self-portraits.

The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.