I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.

Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.

Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day.

I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.'

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

I started making a point earlier that women's cancer rates are skyrocketing, and we have some women movie stars, young women movie stars, who are smoking in many of their movies.

I was once told by someone wise that writing is perilous as you cannot always guarantee your words will be read in the spirit in which they were written.

I cannot determine what people or nations should do, but I do think that extremism gives birth to following and subsequent extremism.

You will be safe in His arms 'cause the hands that hold the world are holding your heart.

Well, in the theater, I think you're actually more responsible for what is going on onstage as a director than you are in film.

Don't tell me that you have exhausted Life. When a man says that, one knows that life has exhausted him.

Being busy is a form of laziness - lazy thinking and indiscriminate action. Being busy is most often used as a guise for avoiding the few critically important but uncomfortable actions.