I'm a big fan of George Carlin's.

Meryl Streep's got talent, she's got skills. I'm sure she wants to be on 'Cougar Town,' right?

Im very excited to work with everybody on The Bridge - the cast, the writing staff, the executive producers - the show is really good. Im very lucky to be a part of it.

Speculators always present opportunities for genuine investors to -- pick under-priced stocks, and- exit over-priced

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment. In other words, he owns a pair of shorts.

I was always interested in films that scar.

David did not pay for his forgiveness. He did pay for his unforgiveness.

A gun in the hand is worth any number being tested.

No CEO ever says, 'Damnit, we need to increase research!' I want to encourage them to do that.

You start making progress in life when you realize that you don't always have to resume where you left off.

Everything that exceeds the bounds of moderation has an unstable foundation.

It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all too prudent.