I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

If the sum of living be love's fee, Tremble. You are my one eternity.

The Spartans do not ask how many but where they are.

The spirit of gratitude brings out the true beauty of life.

In this world, people always find a way of doing what they want

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

Not nature, but the "genius of mankind," has knotted the hangman's noose with which it can execute itself at any moment.

here in Texas maybe we've got into the habit of confusing bigness with greatness.

Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not.

As for George Bush of Kennebunkport, Maine- personally I think he's further evidence that the Great Scriptwriter in the Sky has an overdeveloped sense of irony.

There is very much in the world that is bad. But usually the attempt to defeat evil engenders more evil. I advise you to do good; that is the only way to win the victory.