I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

I just always loved pinball.

I was called Matt Dillon's brother my whole career basically until 'Entourage' broke me free of that and now people call me Johnny Drama instead.

The character of Johnny Drama was a lot of fun to play.

One can't fight with oneself, for this battle has only one loser.

What people can get you or do for you will never replace a person that will influence you to be a better person.

More than any other modern tool, computers are a total mystery to their users. Most people never open them up to fix them or to see how they work.

It's hard to be in a bad mood when you're walking around looking like you're about to play the semifinals at Wimbledon.

My look was even more solidified when I started singing in Greenwich Village with my sister Lucy. We wore matching dresses as the Simon Sisters.

Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.

Well, it's like that myth about the hero. He made wings out of wax so he could fly, but when he got too close to the Sun, to God, the wax melted and he crashed to the ground.

Abide with me from morn to eve, / For without Thee I cannot live: / Abide with me when night is nigh. / For without Thee I dare not die.

I find I've always been judgmental about comedy (laughs) and it's hard to turn that off, really. But what constant exposure to live comedy does is it makes you give people a second chance.

I think willpower is very valuable.