I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

The only way love can last a lifetime is if it's unconditional. The truth is this: love is not determined by the one being loved but rather by the one choosing to love.

My heart's a dance of fear.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

You cannot make women contented with cooking and cleaning and you need not try.

Books make great gifts because they expand your horizons and keep you cooking.

Speculation is perfectly all right, but if you stay there you've only founded a superstition. If you test it, you've started a science.

I literally wake up and try to tackle every day the best I can and do my best to try to make life as productive and positive as I can.

Man wants to own his existence. But no one owns time.

My first job was working in a dress shop in Los Angeles in 1940, for $7 a week.

... while I am Death's daughter and walk in His dark shadow, surely the darkness can give way to light sometimes.