I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

O child of God, be more careful to keep the way of the Lord, more concentrated in heart in seeking His glory, and you will see the loving-kindness and the tender mercy of the Lord in your life.

Her love is rare but she'll keep you wild.

I just Not Love Your Because You Are The Most Beautiful Girl On Earth..I Love You Because, Me Want To Alive To See Both Of Us Smiling ..

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

In the latter case life rests upon a thousand presuppositions which the individual can never trace back to their origins, and verify; but which he must accept upon faith and belief.

Don't think she can breathe over there, chief." drawled Shaun. "Pretty sure she hasn't kicked the oxygen habit yet.

An author is often obscure to the reader because they proceed from the thought to expression than like the reader from the expression to the thought.

Each day is an occasion to reinvent ourselves

A wicked person, swayed by evil motives and evil actions, is described as a demon.

My fashion advice is to have a flattering mirror and then forget about it.