I'm a bit of lunatic with shoes and jackets and jeans. It's just how I am.

I liked Germany; I'm not into Berlin, it's too huge and empty and imposing, but Munich was good.

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

When Blur first started and we were playing Manchester the Hacienda was the place to go. That was where a lot of exciting stuff was happening and London was pretty dead.

There are a lot of people who can do it on the guitar and sing at the same time, but I think what is harder is bass players that can play the bass and sing.

I suppose my little Martin acoustic guitar is quickly becoming a prize possession. It's a lovely guitar. I bought it at the Cambridge Folk Festival in 2001 before I had cleaned up.

My hobby is my job. it's a jobby!

I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes on men.

Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something.

I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking.

I've always looked at shoes as being immensely beautiful things.

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.

Happy girls are always the prettiest

Every day were saying, 'How can we keep this customer happy?' How can we get ahead in innovation by doing this, because if we don't, somebody else will.

Recycle your pain, allow your pain to reach you to greatness.

Politics makes strange post-masters.

You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

There are no limits to your possibilities! Your successes will multiply and increase in proportion to your mastery of the law.

I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.

Even on education, his one accomplishment, the Leave No Child Behind Act, and he has left it unfunded.