I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

When you reframe problems as projects or opportunities, they will cease to bother you and begin to stimulate you.

For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.

When you're playing somebody who's going through a lot - frustration and hardship - you're just purging all your emotions, and it feels really good to do that.

Americans' right to free speech should not be proportionate to their bank accounts.

My bugs don't have bugs.

I'd like to be in the country so that I'd could like being in the city.

I imagine a future aircraft, which will take off vertically, fly as usual, and land vertically. This flying machine should have no moving parts. This idea came from the huge power of cyclones.

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.

All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.