I'm a celebrity trapped in a normal person's body.

Secrets that reside in the mind of one person aren't really secrets. They're unspoken fears.

Truth isn't beauty. It isn't even always true. Truth is nothing more than consistency of message. I learned that from advertising.

And sometimes the show can't go on.

Blue Boy proves that if you don't quite fit in, then you might as well stand out with as much wit, color and audacity as you can muster.

Don't bother asking God for answers about life. Most likely you're asking the wrong questions.

...once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

Fear of failure is deceptive.Don't do it, you'll fail, it says.Courage is inceptive.It's where success starts.

Making the best of things is a damn poor way of dealing with them. My life has been a series of escapes from that quicksand.

It's not about the long ball or the short ball, it's about the right ball.

We've all seen lots of stories about a young protagonist having adventures, and usually they're all boys, [and] there is sometimes a token female, or two.

Accentuate the positive / Eliminate the negative.

How can there be pride in a contrite heart? Humility is the earliest fruit of religion.

You’re disgusting when you eat,” Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. “It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.

Women are not so well united as to form an Insurrection. They are for the most part wise enough to love their Chains, and to discern how becomingly they fit.

The only difference between the failure of a great idea and the success of a medocre idea was the way in which the idea was communicated.

Gutenberg's invention of printing is the greatest event-the mother of revolution